Cheaper than eggs

 


At the rate things are going it's probably cheaper for a guy to hire the stripper to fuck and fertilize her eggs than it is to buy actual eggs to cook. Hell before long I would probably fuck a guy who offered me enough eggs. But they better be brown eggs and the cock better be a lot darker than the eggs if you know what I mean. 

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