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Flirting with a black man

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 Flirting with a black man is easy. Just make it very clear you want that cock and you aren't joking around. But be ready for what you get because they are going to fuck you until you can't walk right. They love to tear us white girls up and their idea of 'aftercare' is a slap on the ass after they nut. But it's so fucking worth it. The best part is look on your husband or boyfriends face when you make them watch it all happen.

Arcane Season 2

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  A second season of Arcane can not get here soon enough. I so ship these two it's not even funny. They need to just go full on gay with them this next season so we can all explode with happiness. Why Vi is all badass and tough I want Caitlyn to step up and be the top, owning that beautiful butch pussy with all her womanly might.

Fuck Anything

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  I feel attacked with this one. But I'll admit it's true. But a lot of men will fuck any woman who comes their way without thinking twice. While we'd rather masturbate than fuck any old guy who comes along. We're more particular about our actual living breathing sex partners. 

McDonalds

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  Yes this is true. Of course I've also given blowjobs for absolutely no reason other than to give a blowjob and taste the guy pop in my mouth. But those chicken McNuggets hit different on your tongue after you've swallowed a guys load.

Stan Lee

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  That guy who used to do all the cameos in the Marvel movies. His name was Stan Lee and he evidently created a lot of the characters and established the Marvel comics universe. Back when he was younger I would have jumped him in heartbeat. I bet he could get his freak on without hesitation. 

Gape like this...

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  My high school guidance counselor was the first one to make my asshole gape. Yes I loved it as well. With over a decade to look back on that I now realize he was a creepy fucking pedo. It warms my heart to know he died about year after I graduated. But it still makes me wet thinking about some of the things he did to me.

Kneepads

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Get with it folks

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  I don't know what the hang up is with people. Get with it, get dirty, and eat that ass. Any partner I'm with knows from the start that ass eating is going to happen and it's going both ways. I lick that hole all night long but I expect some tongue on mine in return. 

Cheaper than eggs

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  At the rate things are going it's probably cheaper for a guy to hire the stripper to fuck and fertilize her eggs than it is to buy actual eggs to cook. Hell before long I would probably fuck a guy who offered me enough eggs. But they better be brown eggs and the cock better be a lot darker than the eggs if you know what I mean. 

Lick the bowl

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  Nothing wrong with being a toilet slut. I've licked many a dirty toilets in my lifetime for the amusement of others. Sometimes with somebody pissing on my face or on the back of my head at the same time. So don't be a prude, get nasty, embrace it with both arms.

Meat Flavoring

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  I refuse to do ass to mouth it the guy is using unflavored lube. The taste of regular lube is terrible, even my asshole tastes better. I've done ass to mouth just using spit and slobber to lube my backdoor and that is more acceptable going back into my mouth, brown smears and all, than plain lube. So yeah guys flavor your meat if you want it to get sucked on some more.