Danger

 

I want to be in danger. Also if you don't get this joke then you really don't watch nearly enough porn to be visiting this blog. Go educate yourself for hours on end while getting 40 pages deep on a pornhub search. 

Pee on Me Tee

 

Need to get some of the folks from the old swingers group together. I'm really feeling the urge to be a piss slut again for everyone. 

Side Piece

 

Now that's what I call a properly arranged marriage. I've banged a couple of Indian guys, they were all about being super controlling in bed and then giving you gifts a few days afterwards. Being a side piece for one wouldn't be a bad deal.

Sperm meeting

 

Yeah I imagine the little squirmers had a lot of meetings in my throat to figure out what went wrong. Well that and deep up in my asshole as well. Guys love to cum inside of me, especially when it's someplace other than in my pussy.

Vodka

 

Yeah there is a certain air of truth to this. Although it could also read "Because you're not black, but I'm horny" and for me it would certainly fit. Y'know maybe I ought to start making shirts...

Cartoons in the 90's

 

I think that's why my husband enjoyed watching that show when they put it up on Disney +. He said nostalgia, I say it's because he likes a good thumper dumper even on a cartoon character. Then again I'm wondering what kind of meat rod the Apoc there has hanging. 

High School

 

Sigh, I miss high school and all the attention I got back then. 

Second Life Blogs

 

Are there any good Second Life blogs still left out there? I need to add them to my list over on the right if there are. So please, drop a link in the comments so I can find you. 

Be positive.

 

Such a positive picture! I do have a full sized horse dildo and I'll admit I've fantasized about an actual horse while using it. Anybody else willing to admit that? You perverts, I know you are out there and I'm not alone. 

Keyholder

 

If you don't get the joke... well then I masturbate until I squirt to much better porn than you ever have.

Selling myself

 

I whored myself out a few times. Especially in high school. I will not lie it was dangerous and nasty, but it was also thrilling and a lot of fun. Also because I was so young it was also profitable. Sometimes I think I should have kept doing it, but then again I never was under the thumb of a pimp either. So that is a risk I never had to endure.

Still sometimes I day dream about it for hours.

Weight

 

This being said, my weight has become a lot of peoples business over the years. 

In a fight right?

 

It may look like a fight at times. 

Most I've done is five at a swingers party. It was six couples and we did 'Lucky guy, Lucky girl' night a few times. Basically one couple is picked at random. The husband gets to hop in bed with the other five women he's not married to while his wife gets to be taken by the husbands of those five women. We got picked one time. 

It was a really good night. Exhausting, physically demanding, emotionally draining that left me sore kind of night, but still really good. 

Beginner advice for bondage

If you're interested in exploring bondage during sex, it's important to prioritize safety and communication. Here are some tips to help ensure your bondage experiences are safe and enjoyable:

1. Use Appropriate Restraints: Make sure the restraints you use are designed for bondage and won't cause injury. Use soft, non-abrasive materials like silk, rope, or leather, and avoid anything that can easily tighten or become difficult to remove.

2. Communicate: Talk with your partner about your boundaries, expectations, and safe words before starting any bondage activities. Make sure you both understand what is and isn't allowed.

3. Don't Tie Too Tight: Avoid tying the restraints too tight, as this can cause pain, numbness, or injury. Make sure the restraints are snug, but not too tight.

4. Avoid Restraining the Neck: Restraining the neck can be extremely dangerous and can lead to serious injury or even death. Avoid using restraints around the neck.

5. Have Safety Scissors Nearby: Keep safety scissors nearby in case you need to quickly release your partner from the restraints. Make sure they are easily accessible and that you know how to use them.

6. Check for Circulation: Check your partner's circulation regularly by looking for signs of swelling, discoloration, or numbness. If you notice any of these symptoms, immediately release the restraints.

7. Practice Aftercare: After a bondage scene, it's important to practice aftercare to help your partner feel safe and comfortable. This may include physical care, such as providing water and blankets, as well as emotional care, like cuddling and reassuring your partner.

Remember that safety and communication are essential in any bondage activity. Take your time, be mindful, and prioritize your partner's comfort and safety at all times.