Doggy time

 Sometimes I feel the need to re-earn my 'Dog Fucker' tattoo. Okay to be honest I always feel the need to re-earn it. 

Toilet Girl Glamour Shots

 Been in Second Life a lot more lately. So I decided to start doing some 'glamour shots' types of photos of me in various bathrooms and put them on my SL feed. Here is what I've gotten so far. 

Of course if you click on the link to my feed above you can find plenty of pics showing you the other nasty stuff I've been up to inworld.

HELP

 

Truth right there. Guys will do anything just to watch us swallow down their load of baby batter. Or if take a full on facial of their hot sticky spunk.

So it really helps that I prefer it either in my mouth or on my face. Or some guys like to pop on my glasses. Anyways if I ever need something I make an offer and I get discounts or free work pretty easily. 

Pussi

 

Damn right it is. 

Stool

 

They make these? I need to find out where they sell them. I would buy a few in different furry colors to match the furry handcuffs I sometimes end up in while giving head. 

Chickpea

 

Truth. But then again I've had a lot of people pee on my face. But having another girl pissing on me is the best. I still fantasize about laying in an empty plastic kiddie pool surrounded by horny women with full bladders. 

Shy

 

I've used the "I'm shy" line on many an occasion. Especially when I'm going to be doing it with more than one partner. It makes them try that much harder. Plus they do things they think are degrading or embarrassing to me like holding my legs apart and looking at my pussy and asshole. It's great.

But yeah a little bit later they're popping off while spitroasting me and I feel like I'm in heaven. 

Oh I would so do that

 

You know I'm quite bisexual, I really do enjoy men and women. 

But when I see a goddess like this I would think I would give up men permanently for her. I'd be on her leash in a heartbeat doing anything she told me to. Just to see her smile down at me. Maybe even a "good girl" that would make my heart melt.

She is so dreamy. 

Waffle

 

Okay, I would end up with frosting all over my face and a spit soaked waffle. Although my hubby would be hard as a rock after sitting there watching me so it's a win all around. 

Danger

 

I want to be in danger. Also if you don't get this joke then you really don't watch nearly enough porn to be visiting this blog. Go educate yourself for hours on end while getting 40 pages deep on a pornhub search. 

Pee on Me Tee

 

Need to get some of the folks from the old swingers group together. I'm really feeling the urge to be a piss slut again for everyone. 

Side Piece

 

Now that's what I call a properly arranged marriage. I've banged a couple of Indian guys, they were all about being super controlling in bed and then giving you gifts a few days afterwards. Being a side piece for one wouldn't be a bad deal.

Sperm meeting

 

Yeah I imagine the little squirmers had a lot of meetings in my throat to figure out what went wrong. Well that and deep up in my asshole as well. Guys love to cum inside of me, especially when it's someplace other than in my pussy.

Vodka

 

Yeah there is a certain air of truth to this. Although it could also read "Because you're not black, but I'm horny" and for me it would certainly fit. Y'know maybe I ought to start making shirts...

Cartoons in the 90's

 

I think that's why my husband enjoyed watching that show when they put it up on Disney +. He said nostalgia, I say it's because he likes a good thumper dumper even on a cartoon character. Then again I'm wondering what kind of meat rod the Apoc there has hanging. 

High School

 

Sigh, I miss high school and all the attention I got back then. 

Second Life Blogs

 

Are there any good Second Life blogs still left out there? I need to add them to my list over on the right if there are. So please, drop a link in the comments so I can find you. 

Be positive.

 

Such a positive picture! I do have a full sized horse dildo and I'll admit I've fantasized about an actual horse while using it. Anybody else willing to admit that? You perverts, I know you are out there and I'm not alone. 

Keyholder

 

If you don't get the joke... well then I masturbate until I squirt to much better porn than you ever have.

Selling myself

 

I whored myself out a few times. Especially in high school. I will not lie it was dangerous and nasty, but it was also thrilling and a lot of fun. Also because I was so young it was also profitable. Sometimes I think I should have kept doing it, but then again I never was under the thumb of a pimp either. So that is a risk I never had to endure.

Still sometimes I day dream about it for hours.

Weight

 

This being said, my weight has become a lot of peoples business over the years. 

In a fight right?

 

It may look like a fight at times. 

Most I've done is five at a swingers party. It was six couples and we did 'Lucky guy, Lucky girl' night a few times. Basically one couple is picked at random. The husband gets to hop in bed with the other five women he's not married to while his wife gets to be taken by the husbands of those five women. We got picked one time. 

It was a really good night. Exhausting, physically demanding, emotionally draining that left me sore kind of night, but still really good. 

Beginner advice for bondage

If you're interested in exploring bondage during sex, it's important to prioritize safety and communication. Here are some tips to help ensure your bondage experiences are safe and enjoyable:

1. Use Appropriate Restraints: Make sure the restraints you use are designed for bondage and won't cause injury. Use soft, non-abrasive materials like silk, rope, or leather, and avoid anything that can easily tighten or become difficult to remove.

2. Communicate: Talk with your partner about your boundaries, expectations, and safe words before starting any bondage activities. Make sure you both understand what is and isn't allowed.

3. Don't Tie Too Tight: Avoid tying the restraints too tight, as this can cause pain, numbness, or injury. Make sure the restraints are snug, but not too tight.

4. Avoid Restraining the Neck: Restraining the neck can be extremely dangerous and can lead to serious injury or even death. Avoid using restraints around the neck.

5. Have Safety Scissors Nearby: Keep safety scissors nearby in case you need to quickly release your partner from the restraints. Make sure they are easily accessible and that you know how to use them.

6. Check for Circulation: Check your partner's circulation regularly by looking for signs of swelling, discoloration, or numbness. If you notice any of these symptoms, immediately release the restraints.

7. Practice Aftercare: After a bondage scene, it's important to practice aftercare to help your partner feel safe and comfortable. This may include physical care, such as providing water and blankets, as well as emotional care, like cuddling and reassuring your partner.

Remember that safety and communication are essential in any bondage activity. Take your time, be mindful, and prioritize your partner's comfort and safety at all times.

It's not cheating

 

One hundred percent the truth. My husband has watched, and encouraged me to get really nasty, while I get railed by other guys. 

Also it's not cheating if your husband is fucking the guys wife. Looking over at another woman while were being hammered by each others husband is hotter then hell. I've also hooked up with the wife later on after her husband fucked me one more than a few occasions. 

Basically it's not cheating if everybody knows what is going on and is fine with it. Swing away. 

Beginner tips for anal sex

If you're planning to have anal sex for the first time, it's important to take your time, communicate with your partner, and prioritize your comfort and safety. Here are some tips to help make your first anal experience a positive one:

1. Communicate: Talk to your partner about your concerns, boundaries, and expectations. Make sure you're both on the same page about what you want to try.

2. Use Lube: The anus doesn't self-lubricate like the vagina does, so using a high-quality water or silicone-based lubricant is essential for reducing friction and preventing injury. Don't skimp on the lube!

3. Start Small: Begin with small objects like a finger or a small toy to help your body adjust to the sensation. Take your time and make sure you're fully comfortable before progressing.

4. Relax: Tension can make anal sex painful and uncomfortable, so take deep breaths, relax your muscles, and go slowly. Don't force anything, and make sure you're comfortable at every step.

5. Use Condoms: Using condoms can help prevent the spread of STIs and reduce the risk of infection. Additionally, using condoms can help make cleanup easier.

6. Experiment with Different Positions: Different positions may feel more comfortable or pleasurable than others. Experiment to find what works best for you and your partner.

7. Pay Attention to Your Body: If you experience any pain or discomfort, stop immediately. Anal sex should never hurt or cause injury.

Remember that anal sex can be a fun and enjoyable experience when done safely, consensually, and with communication and patience.

Beginner tips for BDSM

General tips for anyone starting out into BDSM.

BDSM, like any other form of sexual expression, can be a very enjoyable and fulfilling experience when done safely and consensually. If you're a beginner to BDSM, here are some practical tips to keep in mind:

Start Slow: It's important to start slowly and communicate with your partner(s) about your boundaries and expectations. Don't jump into anything too quickly or without proper research.

Communication is Key: BDSM is all about trust and communication. Discuss your limits, boundaries, and safe words before starting any activity.

Research and Learn: Learn as much as you can about the different types of BDSM activities, techniques, and gear. This can help you understand what you might be interested in and how to do it safely.

Safety First: Always prioritize safety in BDSM play. Research safe practices for the specific activity you plan to engage in, and use safe words and signals to communicate if you need to stop.

Find a Good Partner: It's important to find a partner who is respectful, trustworthy, and experienced. Take the time to get to know your partner and build trust before engaging in any BDSM play.

Experiment with Different Activities: BDSM encompasses a wide range of activities, including bondage, impact play, and power exchange. Experiment with different activities to discover what you enjoy and what works for you.

Don't Forget Aftercare: Aftercare is important after a BDSM scene. Take the time to check in with your partner and make sure they are okay. This can include physical care (like providing water and blankets) as well as emotional care (like cuddling and reassuring your partner).

Remember that BDSM should always be consensual, safe, and enjoyable for all parties involved.

Every time

 I just can't help myself. But then why shouldn't I try to get as much black dick as possible? Really what is the downside?

Top Gun

 

If I were still actively participating in a swinger group I would so buy this shirt. Would leave every night with it soaked in cum, piss, slobber and probably a little bit of puke. I would go full throat goat wearing this just to show all the other bitches whose mouth the men preferred.

Wet

 

Well it can. But that would involve a group of well hung very horny black men that think of me as just another three hole fleshlight with a pulse. 

Fisting

 

Not gonna lie. I would have licked his knuckles and sucked on his fingers. "Anal fisting pornstar? Let me worship that wonderful hand of yours!" 

Better girls than girls

 

My husband would sure agree with this. Well at least the femboys and crossdressers he's managed to get in the sack. They were super girly, super slutty and just all around fun for him. Of course it was also a great joy to watch him suck their little cocks as well. Ah those were fun days when the swinger group we were in was still fully active and fully perverted. I'll also admit that most of the ones I've met certainly dress cuter than most women out there.

Just Do It

 

White boys, most of you just need to go ahead and lock up. You are disappointment. You are inferior. You don't need to breed your small dick genes forward. Let black men, and the few white guys with big dicks, take care of us. You set back and watch and whimper. Then pull do clean up duty when the real men are finished.

Ain't cheating

 

Sucking a dick is the new way of saying 'hello' right? Seriously I've sucked so many cocks in my life while I was either with somebody or married that I would be guilty of cheating a hundred times over. Of course my husband likes watching me blow another guy just like I enjoy watching him getting blown by another woman.

Fat guys

 I should've went to Hollywood to make movies when I was young judging by this. I've been fucked by so many fat guys in my life it would've been no problem. Especially during or right after high school it was old fat guy heaven for me. 

Country Girl

 

That would be me. Plowed so much that I would have blown away in the dust bowl. I refer to myself as a proud "Cuntry" girl. 

Reduced for quick sale

 I'm cheap. But I'm not that cheap.

Okay I'm that cheap if you're cute.

Shorty

Coming from a shorty this is absolutely correct. If you are a tall gay woman this is exactly how I want to talk to you, or at least how I want the conversation to start. If this goes well my kisses will go lower.

Although I also don't mind the other alternative way as presented below. Actually if you are tall enough to talk to me this way I'll be your personal playtoy for as long as you like.

Flirting with a black man

 Flirting with a black man is easy. Just make it very clear you want that cock and you aren't joking around. But be ready for what you get because they are going to fuck you until you can't walk right. They love to tear us white girls up and their idea of 'aftercare' is a slap on the ass after they nut. But it's so fucking worth it.

The best part is look on your husband or boyfriends face when you make them watch it all happen.

Arcane Season 2

 

A second season of Arcane can not get here soon enough. I so ship these two it's not even funny. They need to just go full on gay with them this next season so we can all explode with happiness. Why Vi is all badass and tough I want Caitlyn to step up and be the top, owning that beautiful butch pussy with all her womanly might.

Fuck Anything

 

I feel attacked with this one. But I'll admit it's true. But a lot of men will fuck any woman who comes their way without thinking twice. While we'd rather masturbate than fuck any old guy who comes along. We're more particular about our actual living breathing sex partners. 

McDonalds

 

Yes this is true. Of course I've also given blowjobs for absolutely no reason other than to give a blowjob and taste the guy pop in my mouth. But those chicken McNuggets hit different on your tongue after you've swallowed a guys load.

Stan Lee

 

That guy who used to do all the cameos in the Marvel movies. His name was Stan Lee and he evidently created a lot of the characters and established the Marvel comics universe. Back when he was younger I would have jumped him in heartbeat. I bet he could get his freak on without hesitation. 

Gape like this...

 

My high school guidance counselor was the first one to make my asshole gape. Yes I loved it as well. With over a decade to look back on that I now realize he was a creepy fucking pedo. It warms my heart to know he died about year after I graduated. But it still makes me wet thinking about some of the things he did to me.